nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite
u think ur real cute don’t u??? Well u know what u are and im just gonna have to kiss u a few times to prove it
Cats are literally the cutest nerds ever
It’s like when Windows does this, but in real life.
when someone’s so attractive you want to fuck their brains out in the craziest way imaginable but they’re also rly nice and interesting and you wanna give their heart lil kisses and read books with them and cook breakfast for them in the morning
same ellen, same.